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Sarah was an ordinary girl but she wanted to look glamour in front of the other so she used to lie.
One night, Sarah sat at the cafe. She was drinking hot chocolate. She saw a man looked at her. She was pretending that she didn’t know until the man pulls up to her. They had nice conversation.
Sarah said, “It’s to late, I must go home”
“May I accompany you to go home?”
“Okay that’s right. Are you use the car?”
“Yes, of course”
One night, Sarah sat at the cafe. She was drinking hot chocolate. She saw a man looked at her. She was pretending that she didn’t know until the man pulls up to her. They had nice conversation.
Sarah said, “It’s to late, I must go home”
“May I accompany you to go home?”
“Okay that’s right. Are you use the car?”
“Yes, of course”
On the way home, Sarah told him where she lives. She pointed a big and glamour house, Sarah said
“This is my house. Thanks for accompany me to go home”
“Sure, my pleasure”
Then Sarah walked to the house but when she wanted to opened the door it was locked.
“By the way Sarah do you bring your key?”
“Oh my key house?”
That man took something in his pocket
“Don’t worry, I have that house key, because it’s my house”
“This is my house. Thanks for accompany me to go home”
“Sure, my pleasure”
Then Sarah walked to the house but when she wanted to opened the door it was locked.
“By the way Sarah do you bring your key?”
“Oh my key house?”
That man took something in his pocket
“Don’t worry, I have that house key, because it’s my house”
Johny a tribesman
A friend of mine,Johny, lives not far from my house. He is a very rich farmer, the richest in my village. Our neighbours like him becausehe is very kind and not stingy. He has a friend, Billy, a business companion, who lives in a big city. Every month he visits Johny for businees. He is a successful businessman.
A friend of mine,Johny, lives not far from my house. He is a very rich farmer, the richest in my village. Our neighbours like him becausehe is very kind and not stingy. He has a friend, Billy, a business companion, who lives in a big city. Every month he visits Johny for businees. He is a successful businessman.
One morning, he came to meet Johny. He said, "Friend, what do yo think of accompanying me in along journey for pleasure?". "No problem", Johny answered."But when?" he asked. "Now" Billy replied. "OK. You said along journey, but how will we go?" Billy said, "We'll go by air". "Oh no, please. I'm afraid of traveling by air. You know that the newspapers are always reporting accidents, especially when taking off ang landing," said Johny. "Don't worry friend, we'll use my private plane and I myself will be the pilot. Will you trust me?” said Billy. OK, lets go," replied Johny
They went to the city and after a short sightseeing trip and having lunch they headed to the airport. Arriving there, they walked to the runway and boarded Billy's aircraft. Billy sat behind the steering wheel and Johny sat beside him. Billy started the engine and Johny became nervous. He closed his eyes tightly and began to pray. Some minutes passed and Johny opened his eyes. He thanked God for the safe flight. Suprisingly he said to Billy, "Hi Billy, look down there, the people are as small as ants." "Be calm friend, they are ants, we are still on the ground."
A young man looked bewildered in the middle an exhibition. Several times he paced and look around not found what he was looking for. See confusion of this man, the guard went up and ask what he was looking for.
The man: "I am looking for my wife who was with me continue to be lost in the middle of this exhibit, sir. "
Security guard: "How tha characteristics your wife? I'll help you to find
The man: "I am looking for my wife who was with me continue to be lost in the middle of this exhibit, sir. "
Security guard: "How tha characteristics your wife? I'll help you to find
The man: "Thank you, if you could help me. Now please
swatch of a beautiful young woman to talk with me. "
Security guard: "Well really, instead of you looking for your wife?"
The man: " Because if I was chatting with a beautiful young woman so my wife would usually appear out of nowhere"
Security Guard: "???!?"
swatch of a beautiful young woman to talk with me. "
Security guard: "Well really, instead of you looking for your wife?"
The man: " Because if I was chatting with a beautiful young woman so my wife would usually appear out of nowhere"
Security Guard: "???!?"
Thanks.
Made By : Anugerah M. Zulfikar, Muhammad Amin, Nanda Elok J. Shulhana Nujiy
